Virgo: This is going to be a week for motion, it’s going to be a week for blue skies and sunshine and highways, it’s going to be a week for traveling with only the things that you need. You don’t have to carry every sorrow with you. You don’t have to keep every piece of doubt all locked up in your heart. It’s okay to leave these things behind, sometimes. It’s okay to forget, sometimes. It’s okay to watch the moon change shape and the clouds move across the sky. It’s okay just to keep living.
Capricorn: The world might seem too full of heaviness this week; the world might feel like a weird airless place. It’s so easy to forget your own powers, when the world feels this way. It’s so easy to forget all the ways you can make your own light. You can paint your walls yellow, you can paint your nails gold, you can just keep breathing. Let this be a week of resistance. Let this be a week of strength. Let this be a week for living well and staying kind in this big strange world.
oooh what is the girl twerp? I can’t imagine it’s anywhere near equivalent to dude/regular twerp because that would be impossible
Hello skunkdoily I’m so glad you asked!! I have been thinking about girl twerps so much, I’m not sure if I totally agree with myself here, but HERE GOES.
Some possible girl twerps:
- Kat Stratford: Not like other girls, would never go to the stupid prom, very busy reading The Bell Jar (DON’T WORRY GUYS I LOVE KAT STRATFORD, but she is not not a girl twerp)
- Laney Boggs: Lol you vapid jock I would never date you, WAIT JK your hackey sack performance art was kind of cool <3
- Mia Thermopoli(p)s: Mia:Josh::Seth Cohen:Summer Roberts (not a perfect analogy, since Josh does not turn out to be goodness and joy personified, also because Mandy Moore is probably the actual Summer of the Princess Diaries)
- Heather from Clueless: “Ummm I think I remember Hamlet correctly,” queen of the girl twerps even though she only gets like 3 linesWhile the girl twerp is generally sooooo much less terrible than the regular twerp, they are similar in a lot of ways! Mostly average, very smart, “not that pretty” (LIKE, probably pretty but never Pretty), probably middle class, definitely white, etc. Just goin thru high school feeling like an Alienated Teen, etc. Twerp life looks really good from here! Like, yeah ok, maybe you’re aren’t normal, maybe kids at school are actually pretty mean to you, but maybe that’s because you’re unconventional and/or not like other people and/or you listen to indie rock and you read books, etc etc etc etc, oldest story in the world.
AS WE ALL KNOW, though, duh, this social magic trick is never fully available to girls. Not tv girls, not real life girls. Regular twerps can keep twerping forever, but sooner or later the girl twerp is always surprised to come up against this hard brick wall, Authorized Personnel Only, No Girls Allowed. Surprise, girl twerp, did you think you could escape the rules of being a girl that easily?? Suprise, girl twerp, you’re probably gonna have to get a makeover.
i started crying as soon as she walked on stage, which honestly surprised me, but that’s what you get when you go to Important Life Artist shows while you’re bleeding slash the older I get the easier I cry. she was incredible, obviously. she did a mashup cover of “she keeps me warm” and “ain’t no sunshine” and i DIED.
My sister texted me “Here’s to a good Wednesday” and this screenshot, a+ greetings
I’m in a car accident where I get rear ended. I realize the person who hit me is my friend, we go to the hospital and are relieved we get to miss work/school for a while. A young doofy male doctor is too jokey about asking if I’m hurt. I have a weird insect bite on my calf that is bruising and getting a ring of hives around it and I ask him to look at it. He’s alarmed and I have to get surgery, I wake up and there are rough stitches from my ankle up the back of my calf. My friend feels really bad and takes me to her house. Her mom is there and they are both being really nice to me but it feels weird, insincere. I feel drugged and vaguely wonder what happened to my car. They assure me everything is fine. I wake up in the dark and hear them talking in low tones in another room. They seem scared and I can’t tell if they are concerned for me or for themselves.